Die Passion Christi
Η κηδεία της πεθεράς
Ало, това домът на госпожа Петрова ли е?
Un américain part en vacances en Israël avec sa femme et sa belle mère.
Едно семејство отишло на екскурзија до Израел.
George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law.
A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
O marido ganhou, em um sorteio, três passagens para Jerusalém. Pediu para sua mulher que arrumasse as malas e foi ligar para convidar a mãe dele para ir junto. E começou uma discussão.
Göran tog med sig hela familjen, inklusive svärmor, till Jerusalem i Mellanöstern på semester. Andra semesterveckan dog Görans svärmor. Han kontaktade konsulatet och hörde sig för om möjligheten...
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked
"Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?"
The man said
"A man died 2,000 years ago. He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.