Die Passion Christi
Η κηδεία της πεθεράς
Ало
Un américain part en vacances en Israël avec sa femme et sa belle mère.
Едно семејство отишло на екскурзија до Израел.
George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family
A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem
O marido ganhou
Göran tog med sig hela familjen
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked
"Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?"
The man said
"A man died 2,000 years ago. He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.