Die Passion Christi
Η κηδεία της πεθεράς
Ало, това домът на госпожа Петрова ли е?
Un américain part en vacances en Israël avec sa femme et sa belle mère.
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
Едно семејство отишло на екскурзија до Израел.
George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law.
O marido ganhou, em um sorteio, três passagens para Jerusalém. Pediu para sua mulher que arrumasse as malas e foi ligar para convidar a mãe dele para ir junto. E começou uma discussão.
Göran tog med sig hela familjen, inklusive svärmor, till Jerusalem i Mellanöstern på semester. Andra semesterveckan dog Görans svärmor. Han kontaktade konsulatet och hörde sig för om möjligheten...
The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.
The husband said "ship her home".
Shocked, the undertaker asked "but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money ?"
The husband replied "a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead ... I cant take the chance !"