Чак Норис

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В календара на Чък Норис се минава от 31 март на 2 ри април - никой не се еб*ва с Чък Норис. - Календарът на Чък Норис прескача датата 1-ви април.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Преди мнооого години един кон ядосал Чък Норис и отнесъл един десен ъперкът. Un jour Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse. Chuck Norris löi kerran hevosta leukaan. Tämän jälkeläiset tunnetaan kirahveina. Kiedyś Chuck kopnął niechcący konia w szyję... tak powstały żyrafy. Chuck Norris a lovit odata un cal in barba - descendentii acelui cal se numesc acum girafe. Μια φορά ο Τσακ Νόρις κλώτσησε ένα άλογο στο πηγούνι. Οι απόγονοι του είναι γνωστοί ως καμηλοπαρδάλεις.
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Chuck Norris und die Null Chuck Norris peut diviser par zéro. Kun Chuck Norris kan dividere med nul! Ο Τσακ Νόρις μπορεί να διαιρέσει με το 0. Chuck Norris sait divisé n’importe quel nombre par zéros
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Стига вече с този Перник. Чък Норис като е толкова як Chuck Norris? На клавиатурата на Чък Норис няма бутон "Ctrl". Айде стига толкова с тоя Чък Норис! Той е само актьор What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Hagyjuk már Chuck Norrist. Csak egy hülye színész. Ha tényleg igaz lenne róla az amit írnak There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck norris is always in control Wenn Chuck Norris wirklich existieren würde Víte They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be... Všechny tyhle vtipy jsou hloupé. Kdyby to byla pravda Nu mai radeti de Chuck Norris
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