A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he...

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER:
"Have you any grounds?"
POLE:
"JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER:
"No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE:
"It made of concrete"
LAWYER:
"Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE:
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER:
"I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE:
"All my relations still in Poland!"
LAWYER:
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE:
"Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE:
"No, I always up before her."
LAWYER:
"Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE:
"No, she white."
LAWYER:
"WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE:
"She going to кill me."
LAWYER:
"What makes you think that?"
POLE:
"I got proof."
LAWYER:
"What kind of proof?"
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, "Polish Remover".

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