A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he... A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he... The following conversion took place in a Polish church. Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife. Priest: Why my son? Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me. Priest: What makes you say this?...
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to кill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna кill you? Did she threaten to кill you?"
"No," replied the nervous immigrant.
"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna кill you?"
"No."
"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna кill you?"
"No."
"Then why did you think she's gonna кill you?" asked the exasperated police officer.
"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!"
He handed the police officer the suspect bottle. The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle said 'Polish Remover'?"
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