A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he...
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked,...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he...
Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife.
Priest: Why my son?
Polish Man: I think she is trying to кill me.
Priest: What makes you say this?
Polish Man: I found polish remover in the medicine cabinet.