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An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. “Mr.. Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?” The driver replied, “Yes sir, I have a . 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot.” The officer looked at the driver and asked, “Anything else?"
"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat.”
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn’t, so the officer веnт over and looked into the driver’s face and said “Mr. Smith, you’re carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?”
Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered:
“Not a fuскing thing!”
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An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring, calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy”.
She said, “I’m a lеsвiаn. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
About women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.”
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a lеsвiаn.”.
Седи си един каубой в бара и си порка. Каубой стои на бара. Ο καουμπόυ An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. Een oude cowboy zit aan de bar een biertje te drinken. Er komt een mooie jonge vrouw naast hem zitten en zij vraagt hem: "Bent u een echte cowboy?" "Wel," antwoordt de oude man, "ik heb me mijn... Entra naquele bar do Texas, um português vestido como um verdadeiro caubói: Chapéu, Botas, Esporas até um laço na cintura. Pede um whisky e senta-se ao lado de uma bela garota que lhe olha da... Egy cowboy bent iszogat a bárban, odalép hozzá egy nő és megkérdi: - Te igazi cowboy vagy? - Igen! - válaszolja a cowboy. - És mit csinál egy cowboy? - Reggeltől estig vigyáz a csordájára, majd... Fragt eine Frau in einer Bar einen Cowboy: "Sind Sie ein echter Cowboy?" - "Yes, ich reite Pferde, hüte Kühe und repariere Zäune; ich denke, ich bin ein echter Cowboy! Und was sind Sie?" - "Ich bin... Sjedi kauboj u birtiji i prilazi mu lezbijka: Kauboj: - "Ko si ti?" "Lezbijka." "Šta ti to znači?" "Po čitav dan mislim na žene i kad jedem mislim na žene i kad pijem mislim na žene i kad se... Un vieux cowboy, en grande tenue complète comprenant chemise de cowboy, chapeau, jeans et éperons entre dans un saloon et commande à boire. Comme il est assis à siroter son tord-boyau, une jeune... Bemegy egy cowboykalapos, bőrnadrágos, magasszárú csizmás fickó a bárba és leül a pulthoz. Rendel egy italt, amikor a mellette ülő nő megkérdi tőle: - Mondja, maga igazi cowboy? Csak azért kérdem,... Un cowboy batran a intrat intr-un bar si comanda o cafea. Pe cand isi bea cafeaua, langa el se aseaza o tanara. Cere o cafea, apoi se intoarce catre cowboy si-l intreaba: - Esti un cowboy adevarat?...
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious….
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates.”
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate.
You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
He said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”
He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son.
Several days later, he received an email from
His Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate, and
I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
Would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love,
Mom.
Майка отива на гости на сина си, който живее със съквартирантка. John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was.
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