Marakana puna ko oko, igra se večiti derbi, samo jedna stolica prazna na zapadnoj tribini.
Pita gledalac gospodina pored prazne stolice:
- Da li možda znate čije je to mesto?
- Moje pokojne supruge - odgovori - ona je godinama zajedno sa mnom gledala svaki Večiti derbi.
- Ali zašto niste poklonili njenu ulaznicu nekom rođaku ili prijatelju?
- Nisam imao kome, svi su na njenoj sahrani.

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