Шотландец седи в бара пред бутилка уиски и си говори сам:
Сидит старый шотландец в пабе
Wilfried spreekt met een vriend van hem: Zie je dat huis daar? Dat heb ik gebouwd. Ik ben er in totaal anderhalf jaar mee bezig geweest. Bloed
Седат дедо и внук на некој рид и гледаат кон селото доле. Дедото му вели на внукот: - Ги гледаш оние големите куќи во селото? Јас ги имам градено со овие две раце! Дали ме викаат Цветко...
Danskeren undrer sig lidt, og spørger ham så:
"Whats wrong... why are you so sad?"
"Well..", siger ireren... "Do you see this floor?"
"Yes?" siger danskeren.
"I personally laid each and every stone, and carried them all up here my self.... but do you think they call me 'Tom Floor-builder'?... no, no, no, no".
Danskeren tænker, at det da ikke er nogen rigtig grund til at være så ked af det, så han siger:
"I see, but that shouldn't make you so sad... after all, its just a floor".
"Yeah" siger ireren... "But do you see the stone fence out there?" Det gør danskeren.
"I personally dragged every one of those heavy stones all the way up here, and built the whole thing on my own, but do you think they call med Tom Fence-builder???.... no, no, no, no"
Danskeren siger:
"But still, its nothing to be so sad about".
Ireren siger:
"Ya see that fireplace?" Danskeren niккеr. "I personally dragged each and every stone up here, and built it my self, but do think they call me Tom fireplace-builder???? .... no, no, no, no......... But if
You fuск a sheep only once..."