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Se reunieron en el infierno Fidel, Hugo Chávez e Hipólito. Un día le dice Fidel a Satanás: Die Amis konnten eine Telefonverbindung in den Himmel schalten. Direktgespräch mit Petrus. Kosten für eine Minute: 70 Millionen Dollar. Die Russen schalten eine Woche später ebenfalls eine Telefonverbindung - in die Hölle: Unbegrenzte Sprechdauer mit Luzifer persönlich. Kosten: 1 Rubel. Warum?... George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin... Estavam no inferno Bill Clinton e FHC, Bill Clinton precisou fazer uma ligação urgente para a Casa Branca e ficou duas horas no telefone, quando desligou o telefone, o capeta veio cobrar a... 3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones... There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman... Bill Clinton e Fernando Henrique estavam no inferno, então, Bill Clinton pergunta para o diabo se ele pode fazer uma ligação para casa branca, e o diabo diz que sim. Então bill Clinton liga para... Volají Američané Rusům, že vynalezli telefon do nebe. Rusové přijedou a vytočí dlouhé číslo. Ozve se: „Svatý Petr, prosím?” Tak Rusové, že to byl omyl, zaplatí potom 100 dolarů a odjedou. Druhý den...
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В библиотеката: Книги за самоубиство Ръководство на самоубиеца В библиотеке: В библиотеката: A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section. It’s empty.’ ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian. ‘They don’t often bring them back.' Un hombre llega a una biblioteca y pide sacar un libro sobre suicidios. La bibliotecaria le dice: "Sí, hombre... y ¿quién lo devuelve?" A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." V knihovně: „Prosím vás, kde máte nějaké knihy o sebevraždách?” „Pátý regál zleva, střední police.” „Ale tam není žádná kniha!” „Vidíte, jací jsou lidi! Půjčí si a nevrátí!” Man komt bij een bibliotheek. “Mevrouw, ik ben op zoek naar een boek over zelfmoord”. Vrouw achter de balie: “En dan nooit meer terugbrengen zeker? Flikker op..” В бібліотеці: — Де я можу знайти книжки про самогубства? — На п’ятій полиці зліва. — Але там немає жодної книги. — Та їх просто ніхто не повертає...
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