Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has urinated the message, BILL SUСКS! on a wall outside the White House.
Furious, he orders the FBI to take urinе and handwriting samples from every member of the White House staff and find the culprit immediately.
A week later, the FBI director calls:
- Mr. President, I have good news and bad news, he says. - The good news is that the urinе belongs to Bob Dole. - And the bad news? Clinton demands.
After a slight pause, the director replies:
- Sir, the handwriting belongs to your wife!