A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. An accountant dies and goes to heaven (no, that A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, ‘Congratulations!’ ‘Congratulations for what?’ asks the lawyer. ‘We’re celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.’...
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