A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. An accountant dies and goes to heaven (no, that's not the joke). St. Peter, of course, is there, looking through the files and asking a few quick questions. A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, ‘Congratulations!’ ‘Congratulations for what?’ asks the lawyer. ‘We’re celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.’...

- En ung mekaniker kom op til Sct. Peter, der spurgte om mandens alder.
- Jeg er 32, svarede mekanikeren.
- Hør! Her er da noget galt, sagde Sct. Peter. Ifølge dine arbejdssedler, så er
Du 71…