Вицове за Семейния живот

Добави виц Най-новите вицове Най-харесвани
0
0
0

0
O menino está passeando com o pai quando vê um casal de cães acasalando no meio da rua. A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able... This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, "What are you doing ?" His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" Boy say, "Do her d*ggy style I want a puppy."
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Семеен разговор:
0

0
0
- Coucou, ça va ? - Mouais, pas trop... - Qu Joaquim encontra Manoel. — Como vais, ó Manoel. Por que essa cara tão triste? — É que eu vou ser pai. — Parabéns! Mas por que essa tristeza? — É que não sei como dar a notícia à minha mulher. Un homme recontre un de ses potes qui fait une tête d "Hallo, Hugo, stell dir vor, ich werde Vater." "Und warum machst du so ein trauriges Gesicht?" "Na ja, ich muss es noch meiner Frau erzählen."
0
Мъжа: - Сладка писанке, къде си? - Коте, къде си? Утро. Жена:
0
0
0