Мъж се разхожда със сина си и виждат две кучета да се чуkat. Малкият пита:
- Тате, какво правят тези кученца?
- Правят си малко кученце!
Вечерта синът влиза в родителската спалня, а там таткото чуka майката...
Малкият пита:
- Тате, какво правите с мама?
- Правим ти братче!
Малкият се замисля и казва:
- Обърни я обратно, искам кученце, а не братче!

O menino está passeando com o pai quando vê um casal de cães acasalando no meio da rua. A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able... This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to... A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, "What are you doing ?" His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" Boy say, "Do her d*ggy style I want a puppy."
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