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- Headmaster, I think that the dark lord has returned.
- Are you serious?
- No, I'm Severus.

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Why did the pysicis teacher break up with the biology teacher?
- There was no chemistry
Why couldn´t the blind man learn the alphabet?
- He didnt´know how to C

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A man shot a box of cereals
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He's a cereal killer

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- Do you know how i escaped the middle east?
- I ran

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Hello, Captain! Do You know were we are?
Yes, of course!

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I saw Your boat in the newspaper!
Yes, it´s for sail!

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Someone asked me if I could mention two different types of water containers.
And I was like, well dамn.

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It was a wood cutter that said to his friend; Can I axe you a question?

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Why does Peter pan keep flying everyday.
He neverland.

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Why did pirates never learn the alphabet?
Because they were lost at sea (C)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face.

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- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- Me.
- Who?
- Joe.
- Joe Who?
- Joe Mama

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Was Barry white?
Was Marvin gаy?
Was Cilla black?
It sure makes Stewie Wonder.

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- What do you call Germany with less people?
- Just GER

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That queue is ken standing in?
- The Barbie queue

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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black?
A zebra whit a sun burn.

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Why did the arena get hot.
Cuz all the fans left.

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Ed has no girlfriend, sheeran away

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