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- Both of them your Majesty? - And Oprah, too

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The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn’t be ignored.
"Oh dear," said the Queen, "How embarrassing. I’m frightfully sorry about that."
"It’s quite understandable," said the archbishop, and after a moment added, "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."

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royal family meghan child skin color tests

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Welcome to England... where the only sun is a вlооdy newspaper!!

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This fuel shortage is very worrying. Its been reported that some parents have had to walk for up to 5 whole minutes to take their children to school.

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She was there, Gandalf! She was there 3000 years ago.

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I broke Beatles (Yoko Ono) Hold my вееr (Royal family and Meghan Markle)

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United kingdom: Driving on the left side of the road. United States: Driving on the right side of the road. Russia: Driving on any side of the road.

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Prince Harry and his mother Diana's riding instructor

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Nobody: ... The British Museum:

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