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I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs

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WHAT DO YOu say to a magician with autism?
Are you AUtiSmiC

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What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A lethal weapon!

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People say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I'm only in it for the help in class

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Guy (passing me): How are you doing?
Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly.
Guy (continued walking past me)
Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

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I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

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What do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime

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What do you call a мidgет with autism?
A weetard

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What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy

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Y'now that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

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An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them:
"Asperger's"

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When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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