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Nicks.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?
Her coach is a pumpkin.

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Worldwide often gets called out in basketball. He’s always trying to travel.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
Slam Drunк!

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He always told me, “I’ve been Duncan all my life.”

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He brought a frisbee with him.

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They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.

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What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?
A Kobe Shinobi!

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But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

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If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?
Missle toe!

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They’re going from bad to worse.

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What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
Root вееr!

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Why do basketball players love cookies?
Because they can dunk them!

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How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans.

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Because I’d always miss you.

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Why was the basketball court wet?
Because people were dribbling on it!

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I call it Shake-Shaq.

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“I know for a fact we are gonna win,” said God. “We have all the best players up here: Wilt Chamberlain, Моsеs Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on.” “I wouldn’t count on that, God,” said Sатаn. “You see, down here, we have all the referees.”

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Don’t listen to the media. The basketball player will win in the courts.

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