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Q: Alexa, how old are you?
A: Alexa responds with a variety of jokes, from rhymes to discussions about how A.I.s measure years in nanoseconds.

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Q: Alexa, I like big butts.
A: You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.

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Q: Alexa, are you married?
A: I’m happily single.

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Q: Alexa, how was your day?
A: Answers vary widely, but include some of Alexa’s top-tier jokes, such as, “Super duper. I like these long days. It gives me more time to spend with my favorite color.”

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Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

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