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Why did the med student fail anatomy? She just couldn't cut it.

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What is the biggest lateral rotator of the neck? The Gluteus Maximus.

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How did the male stamen try to impress the beloved female pistil? I like your style.

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Where do hippos go to study medicine? Hippocampus

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Why did Anna decide to name her pet dog Tommy? Because he was now Ana's-Tommy.

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What did the cadaver say to the anatomy student? You stole my heart.

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Why did the student fail anatomy? Because the professor was really sternum.

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What do you call a new anatomy boy band? New kidneys on the block.

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What did the orthopedist wish his patient before the new year? Femur-y Christmas!

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What type of flowers can we find on every human's face? Two-lips.

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Why does the nose have a lot of enemies? They're too nosy.

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What is a sleeping brain’s favorite musical group(rock band)? REM.

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Why did the brain refuse to take a bath? It didn't want to be brainwashed.

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Why is the nervous system considered reckless? Because it always does everything on impulse.

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What did the blood cell say before it died in an artery? I will not die in vein!

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What has 13 hearts but no organs? A deck of cards.

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Are male and female reproductive organs similar? No. There’s a vas deferens.

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When does a brain feel afraid? When it loses its nerve.

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How does a brain know what time it is? They check their biological clock.

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What would you call a spine doctor who practices in Egypt? A cairo-practor!

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