Animal Jokes

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What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it’s pretty self-explanatory.

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What do you call a squirrel that flys? A flying squirrel.

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One time there was a squirrel who died. It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

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Q. What’s the best way to eat a squirrel
A. Open up its little legs

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The cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car…
The cat still died why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident

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What is a pig cross pineapple.
A porkypine!

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Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!

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What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-
Anonymouse

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Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.

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How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat’ll eat it (the cattle eat it)

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What can a mouse do?
He cliks.

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What is mouse’s favourite movie?
Sharpay’s Fabu-mouse Adventure!

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When your mom comes in at night then sees your… Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse 🐁"

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Very sad today found my pet mouse ’ Elvis ’ dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .

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What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

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Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fuскing Goofy!”

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What did the mouse say after it’s bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!

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Me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O

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I tried to take a picture of some fog. I мisт.

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What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist

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