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What did the artist say to his old friend? Let’s clay in touch.

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I take pictures of my pimples. Is zit art?

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Hey now, easel up!

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What did the auctioneer say to the artist? “Going, going…drawn!”

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The artist was enchanted with the painting from Paris. I guess you could say it was Louvre at first sight.

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When it paint broke, don’t fix it.

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What barnyard animal was also a famous painter? Vincent van Goat.

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Don’t be too quick on the draw!

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I’ve got a chalk full of problems.

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How do you greet your fellow artists? Yellow!

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The artist shouldn’t have taken that sculpture for granite, now it’s stone-cold.

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Go knock your chalks off!

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What is the result of an art competition? A draw.

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What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.

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What is it called when someone is hanging out by the wall? Art.

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Why are women like artwork? You can admire from afar but don’t touch!

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The job is not for the paint of art!

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I told the artist her painting was horrible. I think she got the picture.

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My friend can’t afford expensive art, she has no Monet.

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The artist wasn’t happy when it was time to face the mosaic.

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