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The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

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I tried eharmony. They kept matching me up with women who look like me in a wig. I'd be too intimidated to date someone that attractive.

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It must be something in the air that is causing a lot of women to get pregnant... Their legs.

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Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!

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Currently the flower business is вlоомing.

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Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the воnе!

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I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

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If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

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You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.

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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe

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What do people wear in a trench? Trench coats.

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You were beautiful in my dreams, but a fuскing nightmare in reality.

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Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?

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It is very easy to become a superman, you just have to change the sequence of clothes while wearing.

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The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin.

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I must have a nice вuтт, because, everytime I'm walking away from talking to someone they say "What an аss?"

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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

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Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

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How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?

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Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician.

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