Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris was signing an autograph for a little boy.
"How old are you lil boy?"
"I'm 5 years old"
Chuck Norris said,
"When I was your age I was 7."

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Chuck Norris can leave pallet town without talking to professor oak.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade at a gang of terrorists and they all died
5 seconds later the grenade went off

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Chuck Norris is the only person Kobe Bryant passes the ball to.

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When chuck norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before

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Chuck Norris owns ALL of the number 1 pencils.

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Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with 3 settings: Low, High, and Shave.

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If Chuck Norris were a country, his chief export would be pain.

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Chuck Norris gets more аss than a taco веll bathroom

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Chuck Norris clicks the share button on pornhub

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Chuck Norris can have a shake weight in one hand while eating a banana in the other and can still make you look gаy.

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Chuck Norris can climb the slide at McDonald's.
With his socks on.

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Chuck Norris can carry more than 6 Pokemons at once.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he roundhouse kicked this into another section.

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The giraffe originated from chuck norris kicking a horse in the f*cking сhin.

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Chuck Norris's child will soon be born, his estimated date of birth is December 21, 2012.

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When chuck norris uses a computer, he uses a real mouse.

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Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

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Chuck Norris woke up at noon and beat the early bird to the worm.

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Chuck norris once played baseball . He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune.

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