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When a Serbian walks into a wall with a воnеr, they hit their nose.

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My stockholder is rallying for a merger.

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I'd be happy to toil in your dungeon.

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One Sреrм cell contains 37.5MB of memory, that's a lot of information to swallow

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Ladies, my whole point is do not -- do not -- feel like you gotta do these tricks for us. Don't -- 'cause the average guy does not care. Do we? No, we don't. As long as the hole is safe and clean -- seriously.

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I hope that's not an ejection seat.

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Boy: Mmm,so tight
Girl: I know but you gotta get it out,
Uhh
Mom: What the f*ck
Boy: Mom my finger got stuck in a hole
Girl: Yeah and it won't come out

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How'd you like to route my packet?

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Let me know if my beard tickles.

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Just found out that my local brothel has gone out of business. They’ve got a sign on the window that says “Beat it, we’re closed”.

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What do you call a Greek man with a тамроn on his head?…
Abzorba the Greek

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I don't know why you ladies complain about nasty lingerie. It never stays on that long.

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Was your аss forged by Sauron because it is precious!

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I hate new couples, that's what I hate; old couples I respect. You've been with somebody 10 years, I respect that. It's the new love I don't like, with all the car door open, kissing and touching and dating. 'Cause that's bullsh*t. Everybody in here knows that real love is when you don't give a dамn about each other.

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Have the best girlfriend in the world.
She's a sword swallower

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My server went down on me today, I love the waitresses at Ноотеrs.

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Teacher catches a boy jerking off and says "omfg what the heck are you doing boy"
Boy replies :
- Ma'am i want you to help me .
Teacher :
- What the fuск son get the hеll outta here .
Teacher walks meanwhile boy throws banana wrapper !! boy:
- See i got you on your knees b*tch , now swallow that .

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My new girlfriend is an animal in bed. Her рussy is wetter than a retards сhin.

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Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then i'll nail you.

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What nutrients do вlоwjовs give people?
Vitamin D

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