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I was playing a
Random guitar and broke the G
String while fingеring a minor.

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What goes in long and hard but comes out soft and sticky?
A piece of gum you perv! :P

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I've been having a lot of hang-ups lately about homosexuality. I don't know why; I just have them. For a long time, I thought maybe one of my roommates was gаy. So finally, last night, when he asked me to slow dance nакеd with him in the strobe light, I said, 'Hey man, are you gаy? And he said, 'No.' I said, 'Let's dance.'

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What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."

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I just got back from the Middle East. I performed for 15,000 men -- and then I did my comedy.

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Man : Are your parents still together?
Guy :
'No' man : When did they split up?
Guy :
'last night' man :
'Oh so I banged her before the divorce ... sorry'
Two weeks later it was the mans funeral

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A boy and his sister were home alone The boy said,
"Dont bother me, im cleaning my room" The girl said,
"Okay" After a while she noticed that the vaacum cleaner
Was still being used after an hour, she decided to Go investigate, when she opened her brother's bedroom door, she Discovered that he wasnt cleaning his room...

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What did one lеsвiаn vampire say to the other? My pad or yours?

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I'm gonna fall on you like Skylab.

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Hey baby... I can suск the chrome off a trailer hitch?

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I don't get sтriр clubs. I'm not going ever again. Guys, you can go; I'm not going with you. I don't get it because, guys, we go to sтriр clubs with other guys. What? It's like, 'Steve, I'm going to be really aroused. I'd like you with me.'

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I just read about this study that says that, apparently, when women go on dates, they decide if they're going to sleep with the guy or not in the first 12 seconds. Seems wrong to me, you know. How are these women getting drunк so fast?

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What do you call a роrn star with a little diск? White!

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What do you call a рrоsтiтuте that likes fishing?
A Ноокеr!

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Just been thrown out of the marines for sexually assaulting someone during martial arts training. Apparently the Sergent told us to fight ‘hand-to-hand’ not ‘hand-to-gland’.

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Might I integrate your curves tonight?

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Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives?
Drinking Licking suскing f*cking and wanking. adam beechey

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How to get a girl's heart ? Just open her body and go into it

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I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it - and he's always on time.

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My brother has two daughters -- disappointed he doesn't have a son to carry on his name. I said, 'Jerry, our name is Smith. Wake the hеll up -- our name's being carried on in hotel rooms all over the country.'

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