Eclipse jokes

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How does the moon cut the sun's hair?
Eclipse it

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What did the earth whisper to the moon about the sun?
I swear this guy's stalking me; every time I turn around he's right there

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Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?
She had bright students

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I've been so excited about today's eclipse I was up all night wondering where the sun was...then it dawned on me.

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Parent to their son, Copernicus. "Copernicus, when are you going to learn that the world does NOT revolve around you!?"

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What's the moon's favorite gum?
Eclipse

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