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Boy: HAIL НIТLЕR!!!
Jew girl: Hey I'm Jewish, asshole
Jew girls friend: APOLOGIZE!!!!!!
Boy: Alright, I'm sorry that you're Jewish...

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An Indian Mystery revealed
Finally someone has cleared this up for me…
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian High Commission in Canberra has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won:
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A - Taxi licence in Adelaide
B - Convenience store in Melbourne
C- Service station in Perth,
D- Kebab shop in Brisbane
E- Take away cafe in Sydney
If there is nothing there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice to Telstra and Optus customers in Australia.

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?
The Book of Job.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a dead guy. Neither of them go home to see their kids.

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What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
HIV.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a black kid on a bike? You might hit your bike.

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What did the black women get for getting an abortion? Fат cash from сriме stoppers.

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I hear that McDonald’s has branches in Africa now.
The customers must prefer them to tables and chairs.

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Two little kids debated whether Santa Claus is black or white. So the little black and white boys sent their letter in the mail to The North Pole asking, "Santa, are you black or white? P.S. I, Harry, want an iPhone and Kentavious wants an X-Box One." (Kids these days) Santa soon replies with a letter saying, "It doesn't matter if I am black or white. The only thing that matters is that you don't judge by color."
"Ha, see Kentavious, Santa is white!" Harry said. "No way. He neva said dat," Ketavious defended. "But if Santa was black," Harry started, "He would have said,'It doesn't matter if I is black or white.' "

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Anant was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Anant used his
intelligence to кill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the
bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier
named Imran Khan would get up to say 'I am here !' Then Anant would shoot him down. This went on till Anant almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!
Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Anant was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Anant's own method to кill him and starts calling him names like Anant etc.
Anant realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick,
suddenly says 'Who called me ?' and the Commander gets up to say 'I called you.'
Anant shoots him also down!

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Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone… “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”
A voice from near the front pierces the silence… “Well, fсuкing stop it then you Сunт!!”

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Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho."
"Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hое."

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I had a friend who just went to a Rite-Aid drugstore in Baltimore and said…
all that was left was suntan lotion and Father’s Day cards……

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What is the difference between hiтlеr and Michael phelps
Michal phelps can finish a race

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The sound of people eating irritates the shiт out of me.
So I moved to Africa.

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Why can't children in Africa use Medicine? Because on the back it says, use after meal.

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My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.

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Niggеr walks into the doctors with a frog on his head… The doctor asks:
- “And what’s the problem here?”
To which the frog replies:
“It started a couple of weeks ago with a blackhead on my аrsе!”
I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently “young blacks” and “Romanian gypsies” were not the correct answers.
I was on my computer earlier when the screen suddenly went black. I suppose I should elaborate. When I say “went black” I mean it stopped working. It didn’t go and stab an old lady and nick her purse.
A black man tried to steal my car as I was driving. I was going pretty fast, but the cheeky сunт managed to get in through the windscreen.
Black lives matter only when killed by a white. Those killed by other blacks don’t seem to matter as much.
*Black couple having Sеx*
Black Guy: Who’s Your Daddy!?! Who’s YOUR DADDY!?!?!
Black Girl: I don’t know.
Black Guy: Same here
I have concluded that zebras are black with white stripes.
Why?
When was the last time you saw a zebra with a job?
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop, as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said, “Any change?” I said “No, you’re still black”.
I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a вiggеr hard drive.
Christmas time. Vаliuм and wine. Children indulging in serious сriме. With dad on the wееd and mum high on сrаск. Christmas is magic when your family is black!

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After a long day of shooting hoops, blazing some blunts and checking out a couple large chocolate milkshakes, Leroy comes into his Section 8 pad where Sapphire says, “Baby ah has some good news! Today, little Tyrone turned 13 months old and he is talking! He said ‘Mother’ ! ” …
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“How about dat, Sapphire! Li’l Tyrone has done learned half a word!”

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After the defeat of Serena Williams by Kerber at the #AustralianOpen, Blacks have promised to boycott next year’s tournament.
Apparently, too many white players have won this year.

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