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Yo mamma is so fат, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.

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Yo momma so fат her belt loops have mile markers.

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Yo momma is so fат she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.

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There is a drunк guy in a bar and a big, fат woman with a parrot on her shoulder. She sits by the drunк guy and he looks over at her and says,
"Where'd you get that hog?" She looks at him and frowns. He takes a few more drinks, then he says,
"Where'd you get that hog?" She looks and says,
"I'll have you know, this is not a hog, this is a parrot!" The dude says,
"Well I'll have you know, I was talking to the hog."

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Yo mama is so fат when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.

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Yo mama's so fат when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.

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Yo mamma's so fат, she IS the circle of life.

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Your mama so fат when she did a push up Earth went down.

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Yo mama so fат that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.

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Yo mama is so fат when the world ended we had to move onto her

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Yo momma is so fат when she falls down the hobo's start saying:
The sky is falling

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Yo momma so fат she wore a sign that said "CAUTION: Wide Turns!"

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Yo mama is so fат, she's the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.

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Your momma is so fат NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.

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Yo mama so fат she got тiттiеs on her back.

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Yo mama is so fат that I had to take her photo in panorama mode.

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Yo mama's so fат that to get her through a doorway you have to grease the doorframe and hold a Тwinкiе on the other side.

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Yo momma is so fат, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her аsshоlе.

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Yo momma so fат, her shadow puts dents in the ground.

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Yo momma so fат, she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled "Stop That Тwinкiе!!"

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