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Funny Riddles

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A guy calls into a radio station and he says he has a joke for the DJ. The DJ goes, “Alright, let's hear it.”
The guy goes, “What has a 2 inch реnis and hangs down?”
The DJ says, “I dunno, what?”
The guy says, “A bat. What has a 12 inch реnis and hangs up?”
The DJ replies, “I dunno, what?” Next thing the DJ hears is a dial tone.

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What is a suicide bombers worst fear?
Dying alone…

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To make it stand, you wet it.
To make it wet, you suск it.
To make it stiff, you liск it.
To get it in, you push it.
Threading a needle isn’t easy.

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Someone has mixed up the functions of our body parts. … Why does your nose run, but your feet smell?

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What’s brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with “C” and ends with “T”, and has a “U” and an “N” in it?
A coconut.

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A king, queen, and two twins are gathered in a large room. …
How come there are no adults or children in the room?? …
Answer: They are beds!

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What is green, has six brown legs and will кill you if it falls from a tree and hits you? …
…
A snooker table.

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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? …
…
Boeing Boeing Boeing

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What have a Rubik’s cube and a diск got in common?
The longer you play with it the harder it gets!

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What's the one place where it's impossible to face backwards?
On the stairs.

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What is dirтy after washing?
Your bath water.

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Question: What's the first thing a gardener
Puts in his garden at the beginning of the year?
Answer: His foot.

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Question: In what sort of glass should you never pour
Expensive wine?
Answer: A full glass.

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Question: Can somebody who lives in New York be
Buried in New Jersey?
Answer: No, he still lives.

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What eats a lot of iron and yet has no digestion
Issues?
Rust.

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What's got many, many keys – but is
Unable to open any door?
The keyboard.

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If you have 1 cent and you triple it every day, how
Many dollars will you have after 27 days?
82 cents. You only ever triple that one cent you had at the beginning.

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How many times can you subtract 9 from 74?
Just once. After that it's not 74 anymore.

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