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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!

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STAR WARS VS. GAME OF THRONES I kissed my brother once - Ah, that's nice I rule seven kingdoms - Ah, that's nice I got burnt once - Ah, that's nice Nobody likes me-Ah, thassa nice I got my hand...

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What do you call a game show about the Starks and Lannisters?
Family Blood Feud.

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What stopped winter from coming?
Winterfell and it can't get up!

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What soup killed Robb Stark?
Italian Wedding Massacre.

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What is the Nights Watch oath?
Crows before Hoes.

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What is the name of the Stark family barbershop?
Winter is Combing.

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How do most dragons get to King's Landing?
They fly WesterosJet.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
Because they push two twins together to make a king.

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What did the dragon have at McDonalds?
A Qarther Pounder.

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What did Winterfell say to King's Landing?
Who needs lavish golden towers when you can have smoke and a big tree

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What three rings do you need to marry one of Walder Frey's daughters?
Wedding Ring.
Suffe-Ring.
Murder-Ring.

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Why did Tyrion Lannister wear his wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Because he was married to the wrong woman.

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What is Ygritte's nickname for his Jons реnis?
The snow cone.

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Why doesn't Cersi have kittens?
Because a Lannister always spays their pets.

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How do you win the Game Of Thrones?
It Varys

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What do you call stormtroopers in jousting tournament?
Game of Clones

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Does Theon Greyjoy smell?
No he Reeks.

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Why does the Mountain get вiggеr every season?
He's been taking Westeroids.

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Why doesn't Bran Stark take a bath?
He's used to his strong Hodor.

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