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Just went to a Halloween under 16’s disco.
I told everyone that I came dressed as an old man.
I lied.
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Men jokes Halloween Jokes
Most of you girls should be housewives for Halloween. You've been hoes all year.
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I’ve been invited to my mother-in-law’s Halloween party. All my wife’s family will be there, wearing crazy costumes.
I wasn’t sure what to go as, but then I saw an advert for the new series of The Walking Dead, and it gave me a great idea.
I’ll stay in and watch that instead.
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Marriage and Family Jokes Halloween Jokes
Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas
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Halloween Jokes Vampire jokes
Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.
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Office and Work Jokes Halloween Jokes Vampire jokes
This dude goes to a Halloween costume party wearing only blue jeans; no shirt or shoes.
The host asks him, “What are you supposed to be?”
The guy says, “I’m a premature еjасulатiоn.”
“How in God’s name are you dressed as that?!”
“Because I just came in my pants.”
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God Jokes Halloween Jokes
Back in the days when he was a community organizer, Obama went to a Halloween costume party. He was just wearing his street clothes, and he had his wife sitting on his shoulders.
The host says to him, “Dude, this is a Halloween party! You’re supposed to be wearing a costume!”
Obama replied, I am wearing a costume! I’m a snail!”
“You’re a snail?”
“Yeah, I’m a snail,” said Obama. Then he pointed to his wife and said, “This is Michelle.”
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When they're nine years old, they have an attention-seeking constitution that is relentless... Honestly, it makes you want to drive drunк on Halloween. Look at Superman fly!
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