Men vs Women Jokes

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What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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A woman about sеx has to know ‘why?' and a man ‘where?'

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Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9.

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

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Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of niррlе tissue in the U. S.?

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If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

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When men say "I'm fine" they actually mean it.
Weirdos.

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Never argue with a woman when she's tired... Or when she's rested.

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Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?

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There are two types of guys: those who рее in the shower and those who don't admit it.

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I'm like a child living by myself. I leave stuff on the stove while I'm sleeping. I wash my аss with the same rag I wash the dishes with.

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Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

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Women who seek to be equal to men... LACK AMBITION!

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Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.

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Men of quality respect women's equality.

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What we ought to do is come up with a magazine that would depict men in such a way that would finally excite and turn women on. Like, first of all, come up with a catchy title, call the magazine, 'Commitment.' Wouldn't that catch your eye? A picture of a man, holding a baby, laundry by his side, getting ready to do the dishes, hands you dinner -- and the caption would read, 'Is there anything else I could help you with?'

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Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.

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It ain't the jeans that make your вuтт look fат.

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Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.

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