Pokémon jokes

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I thought giving my GF a Pokémon would make her love me
But she told me "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"

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What Pokemon sneezes the most?
Pika-choo

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Went to the Olympics, played some Pokemon GO
Found a Zikachu.

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I am trying to become a good Pokemon Trainer.
But my dad keeps releasing all the rats I catch

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How do you get a pokemon еrест.
Pp up.

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I miss the Pokemon games that let you name your rival, to whatever you wanted.
Now apparently certain names are "offensive" and "racist".

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I got a chance to play the new Pokemon game set in London
But the pokemon only knew Acid Splash, Cut, and SelfDestruct

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What did the trainer say to the pokemon that was dwelling on the past
Sudowoodo could o'

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In America you peek at pokemon...
... in soviet Russia pokemon peekatchu

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An old woman just kept using all her pokemon up
I guess that's just what happens when old women go through metapods.

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A 30 year old man is playing the newest Pokémon game when he hears, "you shouldn't be playing that..."
He quickly responded, "Forgive me, Father, but the 90s are over."

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What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?
Abra!

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What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?
Zikachu.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Pokémon jokes

How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Sтriр?
They grab a round rock from the ground and say:
"Pick-a-jew"!

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Jewish Jokes Pokémon jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE)
Because swift never misses.

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What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon)
Squirtle

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A Pokemon go user walks into a bar
Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it

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My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop making Pokémon references...
'You need to make a choice' she said 'It's either me or the sтuрid pokémon references!'
'I understand', I replied, holding back tears. 'Sandra, I choose you!!!'

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Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.
He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

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This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokémon trainer?
Ash.

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