Short people jokes

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What do you call short people on a merry-go-round?
A мidgет spinner

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You shouldn't call short people "midgets".
It isn't the right gnomenclature.

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Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people
But I don't want to stoop to their level.

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I love short people
They’re more down to earth.

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Why do you need to explain jokes to short people?
To make sure it doesn’t go over their head.

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Tall people and Short people should never date.
Long distance relationships never work out.

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Sometimes when I look at short people I wonder...
If they’re able to reach their goals

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Never fight short people
They hit below the belt

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My local funeral service is offering a 2-for-1 deal on coffins...
... but only to short people.

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