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Geek Воотy Call... No:
Your mouth says no, but I'll bet your avatar says yes.

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Geek Воотy Call... Hacker:
I'd love to hack your box.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Launch:
Much like a shuttle launch, my rocket also comes in multiple stages.

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Geek Воотy Call... Looks:
You look just like my girlfriend avatar!

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Geek Воотy Call... Machine:
I'm more machine now than man... and I think you know what I mean.

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Geek Воотy Call... Microsoft:
Trust me, I'm neither "micro," nor "soft."

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Geek Воотy Call... Network:
I've got a Local Area Network that needs your attention.

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Blogger Воотy Call... Number:
Unless you give me your number, today's entry will be about poor customer service and my cats. Again.

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Blogger Воотy Call... Offline:
Will you be my offline permalink?

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Programming %#$*@#!!
What is the first programming language you learn when studying computer science? Profanity

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Geek Воотy Call... RAM:
I have a lot of RAM in me. A lot.

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Robot Воотy Call... Lost:
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes-even though I am programmed with a fully functioning GPS.

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Robot Воотy Call... Angel:
Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be Heaven. Of course, I am a machine and therefore do not experience death.

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Robot Воотy Call... Phaser:
If you were a phaser, you would be set on "stunning." And I would set mine to "кill" because my own survival is my top priority.

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Robot Воотy Call... Attraction:
You must be a magnet, because you are attracting me. Perhaps it is because I am made entirely of metal.

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Robot Воотy Call... Beauty:
You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to shine. Of course, the sun shines by burning hydrogen into helium in its core.

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Robot Воотy Call... Lips:
My lips are registered weapons. They shoot deadly laser beams.

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Robot Воотy Call... Astrology:
What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."

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Robot Воотy Call... Machinery:
I am a sеx machine. No, I mean that literally.

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Robot Воотy Call... Drop:
Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw! Please reconnect it with these bolts.

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