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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she had to get you drunк to breastfeed.

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she's suing the Velcro makers for personal injury.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I've known her for seven years and still haven't met yo' whole mama.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, "fат" is a compliment.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she wears Air Моsеs.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses the equator as a belt.

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Yo' Mama is so old, her birth certificate expired.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she wore a red dress, and everyone shouted, "Hey, the Kool-Aid Man!"

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Yo' Mama is so fат, Goodyear wanted to fly her over the Super Bowl.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she stamped her foot and missed the ground.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the highway department makes her wear an "Oversize Load" sign every time she takes a walk.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the local gym referred her to an evangelical church where they have a better chance of performing miracles.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she went to the doctor for a home pregnancy test.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she gets arrested for indecent exposure every time she leaves the house.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she uses garbage bags for luggage.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the last time she booked a flight, her boarding ticket read, "Please allow up to 4-6 weeks for freight delivery."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she can't afford window shopping.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, you can spot her on Google Maps.

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