Dwarf Jokes, Midget Jokes

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Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?
Because the grass tickles their ваlls!

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What do you get from a short-legged соw?
Dragon milk.

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what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a мidgет spinner

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When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…

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Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.

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When your fighting in the battle of minas tirith and you hear an dwarf and an elve counting nearby

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Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there’s a small medium at large!

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I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending

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Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine

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Why shouldn’t you pick on a мidgет with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.

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What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig

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Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

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What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy

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I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy
Then which one are you?

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So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

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What can a dwarf do
standing up that a
tall person can’t do
standing up
perform fellatio

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I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes.
But when i do, i like to keep them short

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I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

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