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Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a bag of rice?
A: Set for life

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Q: How do you кill 50 flys instantly?
A: Hit a Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.

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Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?
A: The Ethiopian chicken.

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Q: How do you get from city to city in Ethiopia?
A: Sit on an Ethiopians back and dangle a biscuit in front of them.

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Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a sesame sead bun on his head?
A: A quarter pounder

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Q: What is the fastest animal in the world?
A: Anything when it's passing through ethiopia.

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Q: What's it called when 50 Ethiopians stand on a log?
A: A comb.

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Q: What do you call a 65 pound ethiopian?
A: A cannibal

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Q: How do Ethiopians camouflage themselves?
A: They stand sideways.

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Q: What do Ethiopian children do for fun?
A: Draw pictures of food.

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A nuclear bomb was accidentally detonated in Ethiopia today, 3 people died and 4 million ran to eat the mushroom

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Phone Call
Three men want make phone call from Неll to remind to their relatives about its harsh conditions
Their Nationalities were American, Italian and Ethiopian.
So they decide to go to Devil who is the boss.
So the American made a call and the Devil made him to pay 100 USD, then an Italian made a call and the Devil made him to pay 10 Euros on fact that Italy is less developed than that of USA.
LASTLY an Ethiopian made a call and the Devil made him to pay a cent
Both the American and Italian complain as it is not fair and the devil responded to them
"The Ethiopian call was a local call whereas your was an International call"

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Q: What was the score between USA and Ethiopia in soccer?
A: USA 8 ... Ethiopia Didn't!

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Q: What do you call a Ethiopian family portrait?
A: A bar code.

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