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Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a bag of rice?
A: Set for life

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Q: How do you кill 50 flys instantly?
A: Hit a Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.

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Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?
A: The Ethiopian chicken.

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Q: What was the score between USA and Ethiopia in soccer?
A: USA 8 ... Ethiopia Didn't!

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Q: How do you get from city to city in Ethiopia?
A: Sit on an Ethiopians back and dangle a biscuit in front of them.

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Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a sesame sead bun on his head?
A: A quarter pounder

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Q: What is the fastest animal in the world?
A: Anything when it's passing through ethiopia.

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Q: What's it called when 50 Ethiopians stand on a log?
A: A comb.

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Q: What do you call a 65 pound ethiopian?
A: A cannibal

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Q: How do Ethiopians camouflage themselves?
A: They stand sideways.

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Q: What do Ethiopian children do for fun?
A: Draw pictures of food.

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A nuclear bomb was accidentally detonated in Ethiopia today, 3 people died and 4 million ran to eat the mushroom

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The Foreigner
Once there was a man that came from Ethiopia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me."
Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly"
And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."
Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in."
Then he went to the store and there was a мurdеr the police said "Who killed this man?"
The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me."
The police said "Why did you кill him?"
And the man said "He stole my dolly."
The police man said "What did you кill him with?"
The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."
Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death.
The police man said "any last words?"
And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in."

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Q: What do you call a Ethiopian family portrait?
A: A bar code.

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