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A реnguin was driving his car down the highway when steam began to pour out of the hood.
He pulled into a repair shop and asked the mechanic to fix his car. The man said to come back in half an hour. So while he waited the реnguin went across the street to the bar, and ordered a glass of milk. Since penguins don't have hands to hold glasses, he spilled some milk on his beak. When he returned to the mechanic, he asked what was wrong with his car. The mechanic said it looked like he blew a seal.

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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurrassic Pork.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

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Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

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Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah!

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Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.

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Q: What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
A: Polar bear babies.

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What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.

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Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
A: He was a party pooper.

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There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral of the story is: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A: A poultry.

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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He didn't, he got hit by a car.

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Q; Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
A: Because he didn't see the ewe turn.

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A bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing two hikes. They both start running for their lives, but then one of them stops to put on his running shoes.
His friends says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"
His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear; I only have to outrun you!"

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Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin' lunatic.

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Q: What do you call a соw with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky.

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A black соw was standing in the middle of the road.
A man was hauling аss around a corner with no headlights on. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the соw. How did the guy see the соw? It was daytime.

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Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who else would follow a chicken?

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