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Most Popular Jokes

Why do white people scare black people?
Cause they always try кill your аss.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dореy's alive!"

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Sports Jokes

Yo mama so sтuрid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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Animal Jokes Christmas Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Stupid Jokes

Two clones are on a roof.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.

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Dark Humor Jokes Police Officer Jokes

Harry’s so cheap, he didn’t buy his wife a pearl necklace, he got her a length of string and told her to start a collection.

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Money jokes

The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day.
The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters.
Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.

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Office and Work Jokes Sports Jokes

What's the biggest difference between men and women ?
Men are crabby all month long.

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Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Uncle Harry is very rich.
His dog was lonely so he bought it a boy to play with.
‘He’s spending a year dead for tax purposes.’
Douglas Adams

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Money jokes

Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

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Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up.
Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life.
One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

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Animal Jokes

Q. What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.

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Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.

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Animal Jokes

What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over?
Looking for low prices!

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Money jokes Blonde Jokes

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Seen in a bar near here:
"We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't рее on our floor!"

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

While giving a physical, a doctor notices that his patient’s shins are covered in dark, savage bruises.
‘Tell me,’ says the doctor.
‘Do you play hockey or soccer?’
‘No,’ said the man. ‘But my wife and I play bridge.’

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Sports Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Men jokes

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.

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Sports Jokes

If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.

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Dark Humor Jokes

Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?

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Money jokes

Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.

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Animal Jokes