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When you listening to much from motivational speakers

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From the street Lana's party is way more interesting ...

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If this can become vоdка, you can become anything you want to be

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Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

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The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly.

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Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.

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The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.

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Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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The light at the end of the tunnel... might just be an incoming train.

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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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Why кill time when you can make it work for you?

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How do construction workers party? they raise the roof.

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It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

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I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

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It's not what man can create it's what man can become.

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100,000 sреrм and you were the fastest?

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I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

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