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Двама индианци се загубили в гората и единия предложил: Трима чукчи вървели през тайгата и единия се загубил. Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second... Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increases their chances. "What if we get lost?" says one of them. "Fire three shots up in the air, every hour on the hour," says the other. "I saw it on TV." Sure enough, one of the hunters gets lost, so he fires three shots up into the air every... Dwa kompletnie głupie elfy zabłądziły w lesie. Jeden mówi: - Strzel, może ktoś nas usłyszy. Jego towarzysz nie namyślając się wiele, strzelił raz, dwa, trzy, cztery razy... Elfy nasłuchują... Nic.... Eina du čiukčiai mišku ir įkrito į duobę. Vienas čiukčis sako: - Šauk į viršų. Gal kas išgirs? Šovė, bet nieko. - Šauk dar kartą. Šovė, bet visvien nieko. - Šauk dar. - Negaliu. - Kodėl? - Strėlės... Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough, on their next hunting trip the two men get lost.... There were two hunters who had never hunted before, so they took a hunters safety course. In this course it was stressed that if you ever got lost in the woods, firing three shots in the air was...
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