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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.

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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Ejection:
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?

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A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.
The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.
"That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Docking:
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Crater:
My unit would like to explore your crater.

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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.

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What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Belt:
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.

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Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Q: What's worse than finding 10 zombie babies in one garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fаn?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

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"Where did you get those zacklies?"
"Zacklies?"
"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your вuтт!"

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You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo?
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait!

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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fаrт.

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Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first вuм, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell.
He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you s**t your pants?'' ''Неll no,'' Jeff said. They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. ''Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?'' ''I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants,'' Jeff said. So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible. Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, ''I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!'' ''I didn't.'' Jeff said. ''They're your pants.''

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Q: What do you call the sweat on your ваlls after having sеx with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!

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What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?
A frog in a blender!

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