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How did the doctor cure the invisible man?
He took him to the ICU

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor!
>!Everybody!<

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

My Mum used to feed my brother and I by saying 'Here comes the train', and we always ate the food straight away.
Otherwise she wouldn't untie us from the tracks.

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Food Jokes

Jesus Сhrisт said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers

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“How is your long distance relationship going?” – “So far, so good.”

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How can you tell that a реdорhilе likes music?
He rapes D minor

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Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life?
One of them you can find a way out of

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We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

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Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end you wish you had a club and sраdе.

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You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong…
You need mental help.

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As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

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Old People Jokes

What happens when Stephen hawking dies?
The windows shutdown sound plays.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

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Rehab’s for quitters and I don’t give up

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

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I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

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What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

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Animal Jokes