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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor

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The doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.

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When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes

I have just started a sеxuаl relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

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Jokes about Women Marriage and Family Jokes

A son walks up to his dad and says
"Dad! I just had sеx for the first time."
The dad goes
"Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“
The son says
"I cant sit right now, my вuтт is very sore.”

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Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the sтuрid window…
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

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Jokes about Women Marriage and Family Jokes

A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?”
He responded with, “The cat is dead.”
She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?”
“She’s playing on the roof.”

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Marriage and Family Jokes Animal Jokes

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink
Depresso expresso
Jk bleach

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

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My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

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Food Jokes

“Daddy whats a Transvestite”
“Ask mommy, he knows.”

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Gay and Lesbian Jokes Dad Jokes

Instead of "who's your daddy" I accidentally said "how's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.

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Dirty jokes Dad Jokes

Press kickass if you hate Donald Trump.
I just wanna see how many people hate that racist b*tch
Hillary for president 2016!!

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

I don’t tell sexist jokes at parties any more.
They’re too complicated for women.

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Jokes about Women Sexist Jokes

4 gаy men rest in a hot tub, when some sреrм floats to the top. "Alright," said one of the men, "who farted?".

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Men jokes

It's no coincidence that when your liver quits working, it turns bIack.

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Office and Work Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

If a Mexican and a реdорhilе fight, is it called alien vs predator

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)

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Kids Jokes

He was so mean that when he found a pack of corn plasters he went out and bought a pair of tight shoes.

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Money jokes