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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of sсат, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes

Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner.
The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly.
The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig.
The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment.
Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, “This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!”
The farmer looked puzzled and replied, “What’s time to a pig?”

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Animal Jokes Men jokes

How am I going to explain that to your son?! How did my father died? Barbecue accident

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Star Wars Jokes

The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.

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Animal Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing.
I told you he was a вuм steer.

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Money jokes Animal Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.

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Animal Jokes

Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.

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