Animal Jokes

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.

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Mama bear to Papa bear:
"Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."

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Did you hear about the snobby соw?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.

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Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.

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What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.

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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’
Boy: ‘I’m not.
I’m just holding it.
It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Filet delay.

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Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a соск.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.

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Animal Jokes Dad Jokes

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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Animal Jokes Men jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...
Cats have never forgotten this.
Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs...
You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God!
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic. My husband said it was him or the cat...
I miss him sometimes.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.

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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.

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Animal Jokes

How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!

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Animal Jokes

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Соw Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

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Animal Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

What is a black cat's favorite color?
Purrrrrr-ple!

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Animal Jokes