Skip to main content

  • Home
  • Categories
  • Popular
  • Funny pictures
  • Most Popular Jokes
  • Latest Jokes
  • Jokes about Women
  • Religion jokes
  • Office and Work Jokes
  • Gross Jokes
  • Sports Jokes
  • School Jokes
  • Marriage and Family Jokes
  • Kids Jokes
  • Medical and Doctor Jokes
  • Dark Humor Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Animal Jokes
  • Dirty jokes
  • Chuck Norris Jokes
  • Donald Trump Jokes
  • Drinking and Drunk Jokes
  • Putin Jokes
  • Sex Jokes
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Jewish Jokes
  • Police Officer Jokes
  • Weed Jokes
  • Old People Jokes
  • Mother-in-Law Jokes
  • Masturbation jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Vulgar jokes
  • Genie jokes
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Nurse jokes
  • Psychology and Psychiatry Jokes
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • Scottish Jokes
  • Soccer Jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Dad Jokes
  • Gynecology Jokes
  • Rude Jokes
Вицове за Животни Animal Jokes Tierwitze Chistes de animales Анекдоты про животных Blagues sur les animaux Barzellette sugli Animali Ανέκδοτα με ζώα Вицеви за животни Hayvan Fıkraları Анекдоти про тварин Piadas de Animais Dowcipy o zwierzętach Djurskämt Dieren moppen Dyrevittigheder Dyrevitser Eläinvitsit Állatos viccek bancuri cu animale Vtipy o zvířatech a přírodě Anekdotai apie gyvūnus Anekdotes par dzīvniekiem Vicevi o životinjama
My Jokes Edit Profile Logout
  1. Home
  2. Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Most popular in this category
Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
To buy some quack.
14 0
0
Animal Jokes
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
What do you call a соw who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
24 0
0
Office and Work Jokes Animal Jokes
‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
Why did the моrоn give the sleepy соw a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
‘Cats have nine lives.
Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
24 0
0
Animal Jokes Dirty jokes
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
24 0
0
Food Jokes Animal Jokes
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
24 0
0
Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes
  • Previous
  • Next
Privacy and Policy Contact Us