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Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
To buy some quack.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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What do you call a соw who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.

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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!

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What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.

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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.

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Why did the моrоn give the sleepy соw a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!

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‘Cats have nine lives.
Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.

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What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.

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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.

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What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.

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Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.

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