The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off. 0 0 0
Actually, Chuck Norris killed two stones with one beard. The dude who posted it wrong is now moments away from a painful death. 0 0 0
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly, the only thing this man ever saw was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. 0 0 0
Chuck Norris once had sеx with a рrоsтiтuте in the back of a semi-truck and some of his man juice seaped into the fabric fibers... That truck is now known as optimus prime! 0 0 0
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.Suggestions:Run, before he finds you.Try a different person.Try someone less dangerous. 0 0 0
Chuck norris once played baseball . He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune. 0 0 0
Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded. 0 0 0